are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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