Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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