physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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