i just google imaged poop.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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