I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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