Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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