these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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