Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Actions speak louder than pants.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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