You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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