i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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