You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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