watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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