Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
