Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
