I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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