For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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