hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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