Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
