Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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