Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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