My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
