I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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