Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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