I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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