That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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