so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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