Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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