I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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