I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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