Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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