Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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