hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
