Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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