I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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