if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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