Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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