I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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