Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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