Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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