i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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