Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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