suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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