I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
What a fucking waste of an outfit
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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