People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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