So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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