Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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