We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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