watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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