Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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