a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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