You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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