Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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