well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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