I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He has the fingertips of a God
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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