But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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