Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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