i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize