what if I'm pregnant?
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Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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