Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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