I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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